What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?